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Reply to Plastic bag ban helped cut Shore trash: New report notes drop in bags, straws, paper pieces found in annual cleanup by rollotomasi07071
Know what else would help curb shore trash? Blocking parkway access from Staten Island. I kid, I kid.
Mostly.
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Reply to comment by tanguero81 in chewbacca's ass at disney springs, florida by OwlEastSage
Proper three y spelling. Go you!
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Reply to 'Walking Dead' spinoff turns Jersey into post-apocalyptic Manhattan nightmare by GoldieNYC1010
"Post apocalyptic" is now old man!
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Reply to How’s solar power doing in NJ? by Early-Consequence-61
I hear it has a bright future.
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What? No meth?
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Reply to comment by pauliewotsit in Flordia man strikes again. by Depraved_Turtle
It tracks
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Reply to My boss grows 'exotic' flowers as a hobby and brings them to the office. These are my favorites. by only_because_I_can
It's like Homer Simpson after working in the nuclear plant for 30 years.
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Reply to comment by OldSamVimes in The position a buddy passed out in at a bachelor party by QuiGonGiveItToYa
Face down ass up yup
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Reply to comment by Creepy-Ad-5440 in About 60 former landfills, industrial waste sites and illegal toxic dumps in New Jersey have been transformed from poisonous eyesores to productive venues — like parks, museums, ball fields and solar farms by rollotomasi07071
I wish to throw slippers like Hawkeye shoots arrows please. And flight.
fpfx t1_j6i7zzh wrote
Mogo on the Asbury Park boardwalk is great if you're around for the season change.
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Reply to About 60 former landfills, industrial waste sites and illegal toxic dumps in New Jersey have been transformed from poisonous eyesores to productive venues — like parks, museums, ball fields and solar farms by rollotomasi07071
Great! Which park can I get my super powers from?
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Reply to comment by EternalEight in weather in NJ by xrt679
Chronic pain sufferer agrees. The bones in my spine are screaming with the wet shitty systems we've had.
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Reply to comment by Army_of_blood in Police: Shoppers under 18 banned from Cherry Hill Mall for last week of the year by CompletePen8
Reading is for nerds
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Bruno Mars collection
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Reply to Insurance in this state has so many different answers it is infuriating. by Affectionate_Market8
It's one thing if you wanted to change insurance or job stuff caused a need. But your coverage should just roll over on the first as long as you pay the premium. Shit changes what's covered day to day anyway ugh.
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Reply to comment by agIets in Sand dollar left a trail on the beach at low tide. by gecko_echo
Clearly just a sand dollar.
E: y'all don't quarter note I see.
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Reply to comment by Calloway70 in Under the mistletoe by Afrosmokes
So has everyone else.
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Reply to Year one of taking 287 to work: no tolls!! If I leave early, traffic is good! Best road ever! by Jimmytowne
Exit 10 is Satan's anus
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Reply to comment by Papancasudani in Last boat day for Stripers. Off Sandy Hook by hateriffic
Fishermen and strippers, both handy with poles.
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Reply to This "JOW" stocking ornament I found. by brendanjeffrey
Come along Bort.
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Reply to comment by tsukinoxhana in Moving to NJ for a job in Raritan by tsukinoxhana
Most apartment style places in Somerville proper start around 2k/month not including parking. Parking is a premium in town.
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Reply to comment by KWillets in 10,000 Google Employees Could Be Rated as Low Performers by ThisIsNotCorn
7 out of 5 people have a problem with ratios
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Reply to comment by lesserofthetwo in Our Best Attempt At An ALIEN Family Costume by nik27
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Reply to comment by Captain-Rhubarb in Advice for meeting other women/making friends? by Rytelwife
I like to enter a yarn store by saying what's up my knitters!