I have about 30 or so of them that cover my bed during the day. You're okay, the real ones eyes are stitched and not glass! Should have been a dead give away for op!

Its a shit hole lol

I live in an apartment that's in a building about the size of the Griswold's house!

My apartment is very tiny however. Micro home size without all the cool storage spots under the floorboards and built into the walls.