gaurav0792 t1_jedhoq1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:42 AM

You can invest that $30, or yolo it on options. In either case, you are unlikely to make a lot of money, and it's probably not worth your time. So, save up , get a few grand and start investing in your 401k plan or a nice safe ETF. Do not come back to this sub. In the long run, you will forget about wsb, look back at what could've been , but you WILL be financially better off.

However, should you decide to not need my 'not financial advice', start by learning the basics.
There are plenty of youtube channels, books and articles that will explain the basics.
Lookup a youtube channel like Kamikaze cash. It's more than decent.

gaurav0792 t1_j6na4o2 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 3:25 PM

Reply to HolyMoly, Samsung missed earnings HARD, especially on Chips. by Donerci-Beau

This does not bode well for Lisa AMD and Tim Apple.

gaurav0792 OP t1_j6ms5sz wrote on January 31, 2023 at 1:11 PM

Reply to comment by SpielerZwei in Sometimes when the car goes into Autopilot, the steering wheel gently pops off. We're testing Lvl 4 / Lvl 5 autonomous driving. Bullish. by gaurav0792

gaurav0792 OP t1_j6mcnln wrote on January 31, 2023 at 10:13 AM

Reply to comment by absboodoo in Sometimes when the car goes into Autopilot, the steering wheel gently pops off. We're testing Lvl 4 / Lvl 5 autonomous driving. Bullish. by gaurav0792

It's a feature not a bug !

gaurav0792 t1_j6m1s83 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 7:39 AM

Reply to Looking back on 2022 by Guysmarket

I'm a simple man. I see El Risitas, I upvote.

gaurav0792 OP t1_j6k2fsi wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:55 PM

Reply to comment by Darth_Laidher in Sometimes when the car goes into Autopilot, the steering wheel gently pops off. We're testing Lvl 4 / Lvl 5 autonomous driving. Bullish. by gaurav0792

If I bought a car, and a week later the steering wheel falls off, I might return it.
But then again, I will probably have TSLA calls. Fuk.

gaurav0792 t1_j6jicrt wrote on January 30, 2023 at 7:51 PM

Reply to Hindenburg research of Carvana: time to buy puts! by Jshbone12

I'm pretty regarded, but buying puts on a company that's 95% down is not prudent. Your post is 52 weeks too late. That being said, it could go lower, so Godspeed OP. Carvana are a bunch of cucks and I'd love to see people make money of their stock price going to 0.1.

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gaurav0792 t1_j607qib wrote on January 26, 2023 at 8:06 PM

Reply to Someone Fat Fingered The Backup Switch At The NYSE Tuesday, Halts & Massive Moves Caused By Human Error by aceadame

Great, more layoffs. Pretty sure this is bullish.