hannahneedle
hannahneedle t1_isvtf73 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] I (23M, human) asked my Orc gf (22F) to stop deadlifting my familymembers when she comes over for the holidays because it made me look small and weak. Now she and the rest of the family keep forcing me to run laps and lift whole roasted hogs when I visit for orc holidays. AITA? by Sidaige
We need to make a AITA subreddit for fiction stuff like this, like how we have "am i the cloaca"
hannahneedle t1_jadujs9 wrote
Reply to comment by SirPiecemaker in [WP] "One drip of this poison is enough to kill a whale." The scientist points towards a table, but the beaker isn't there. Instead a silly coffee cup shaped like a beaker sits. You lower the not coffee cup from your mouth. Tastes like lemon-lime. by DistillerCMac
"This poison is enough to kill four horses!"
"Good thing I'm not a horse, let alone four"