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harabanaz t1_j6gafvb wrote
Reply to A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
"Sorry, colleague, I didn't recognise you for a moment."
harabanaz t1_j5uw9pz wrote
Reply to comment by lassehp in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
Why did Sisyphos cross the möbius strip?
To get to the other side.
harabanaz t1_j4whjuc wrote
What is the elemental composition of dogs?
Calcium, nitrogen, iodine and neon.
Cats?
Iron, lithium and neon.
Bears?
Bromine, uranium and indium. Exchanging indium with iodine and nitrogen will produce the desired product too.
People?
Hydrogen, oxygen and molybdenum.
harabanaz t1_j4e0muz wrote
Reply to I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
My body is a temple. I put sacred things in it.
harabanaz t1_iyf7vp2 wrote
Reply to comment by YodaWars1000 in What’s a stormtrooper’s favourite store? by YodaWars1000
That refers to Star Trek redshirts. The idea is that when a group is beamed down to a dangerous area, the redshirted ones get killed.
harabanaz t1_iydl5q3 wrote
Reply to What’s a stormtrooper’s favourite store? by YodaWars1000
Schrödinger's shot: a stormtrooper taking aim at a redshirt. Result remains indeterminate even after you checked.
harabanaz t1_iy5q983 wrote
Reply to Sex is hereditary. by Arkvoodle42
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids
harabanaz t1_ixs8a5x wrote
Wannabe colonists of Mercury have joined the chat
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Reply to I have a blind date tonight. by Flodo_McFloodiloo
I have a blind date too. That's why she's willing to date me.
harabanaz t1_iue320l wrote
Just one, they refuse to share the light with anyone
harabanaz t1_iub4gia wrote
Reply to How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? by Senepicmar
Yes
harabanaz t1_itq97mz wrote
At least you got into contact with your inner self
harabanaz t1_j6o1t5p wrote
Reply to What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
Why did the cannibal quit being a cannibal?
He got cold feet.