i mean if you dont want to go to a store i know a guy. i know that sentence sounds shady but i’ve never met a man so interested and serious about jewelry. he knows everything. deeply nice too.

im lazy but im not lazy and stupid

this happened to me yesterday. i dropped my water bottle cap on the street and was gonna begrudgingly leave it (it was a plastic bottle) bc i didnt want to get run over, but miraculously it landed on its back, and the car driving past didnt run it over, so i quickly went to grab it since the next car was a significant distance away. i was very clearly darting out into the road (though not very far) and they were close enough to see me so you’d think they’d slow down just in case since no one was behind them right? wrong. if i had been maybe 2 seconds slower they would have ran directly into me.

straight people and old people

i work at the carpenter. nice place. your husband sounds lame.

tired. trying to rewrite a sherlock holmes story for a class and am just too mad about having to do it to get past 2 sentances.

all those child biden fans wont know what hit them

such a beautiful idea, and i love seeing videos of people getting stuff for their tots!

i dont remember most of the gifts i recieved as a child tbh, but i do remember that my mom would always say they were from random celebrities/characters that were vaguely related to whatever the gift was. so when my brothers got new shoes it would be from “michael jordan”. i got a diary one year addressed to me from greg heffley lol.

every time i walk down east broad im terrified im gonna slip and crack my face open on all the leaves lol

agreed but you’ll be virtually stoned for saying this

existential dread