human_peeler
human_peeler t1_jed51mp wrote
They suck more than jokes...
human_peeler t1_jeakqwe wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Wakin' with a stiffy
human_peeler t1_j7v1m7a wrote
Furplay
human_peeler t1_j6nl2k6 wrote
Reply to comment by Wallfacer218 in A prostitute asks another prostitute, “Do you smoke when you finish?” by GrooveMonkeyPimp
Gonna try to start a campfire with my penis now
human_peeler t1_j5pfl4i wrote
Reply to Why can't you believe atoms ? by gagga_hai
You can get a t shirt that says this, I used to have one.
human_peeler t1_j5pfgqj wrote
Reply to comment by woodburner101 in Why can't you believe atoms ? by gagga_hai
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human_peeler t1_iy2d6vz wrote
It has chosen to be a cushion. That was its own choice.
human_peeler t1_iy2bcz9 wrote
Reply to comment by Beklaktuar in Came to Home Depot but ended up in Monsters Inc by Extreme_Distance6241
Just imagining a row of people, dressed exactly the same, ina large gray room, which seems to go on for ever, mechanically knocking on doors in unison
human_peeler t1_iy2b97d wrote
Open one for instant and easy larceny
human_peeler t1_iy2avgi wrote
Reply to comment by Rdwarrior66 in Day 2 of my wife not noticing the tomato in our Christmas tree 🍅 by FourHecks
Just sex the tomato
human_peeler t1_jef3b7e wrote
Reply to Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? by [deleted]
Offensive jokes are the best kind