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humblyhacking t1_ix7tg16 wrote
Reply to [WP]your brother is a hero, your sister is a villain and you're a mercenary. this makes for some interesting family reunion by No_Perception9882
People rarely talk about the third child in the fire nation elite trio.
There was Zuko, the Diplomatic and even-handed leader. Azula, the Cruel sister.
But me? I was left out of the books, and for good reason.
I work in the shadows, swiftly dispatching anyone for the highest bidder. I admit, I am no hero. My god is money, and my god has been good to me.
My only problem these days is how to launder the money. There was a cabbage stand I passed by a few days ago, who seemed in need of a “partnership”. Perhaps we can come to an agreement.
humblyhacking t1_ix7dve5 wrote
Reply to comment by AstroRide in [WP] “You’re… firing me?” Satan looked on in confusion. “Actually, we’re liquidating your whole sector. Every last demon.” God replied. by Totally_Not_Thanos
I like this one so much. It’s hilarious and heart warming
humblyhacking t1_ith6fpn wrote
Reply to comment by wpmason in TIL that a prison riot in 1985 on Spike Island near Cork, Ireland, ended after a mother of a prisoner heard what was happening, came to the island,& roared at her son through a megaphone after he had been on a roof for hours; it took only a few minutes of shouting & the remaining prisoners came down by newshoeshudis
I understood this.
humblyhacking t1_isyeaqd wrote
Reply to comment by Guest426 in Is our sleep pattern based off the length of the day? by ebb5
Or just… better designed buildings that house more people efficiently?
We will never live in space. Gravity is expensive to fight and space tries to kill everything. Anyone considering space colonization suffers delusions of grandeur, probably due to the lead, mercury, and microplastics they ingest, as we poison ourselves on earth.
humblyhacking t1_jedfmne wrote
Reply to local chic fil a with some casual cannibalism by Larrymentalboy
Only the ones that don’t get cured by shock therapy and gay conversion.