humperty
humperty t1_j610i7a wrote
Splattered with cream?
Submitted by humperty t3_zzu9fe in askscience
humperty t1_j20yhv0 wrote
Keep it up, you could become a President.
humperty t1_j1y654n wrote
Reply to comment by NetScr1be in What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? by playingwithechoes
to surf near the seaside. What a beach.
humperty t1_j1j3itc wrote
Reply to comment by a127739252 in I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey by PrinceJustice237
remember to get in first, then repeat before shaking.
humperty t1_j1j1wae wrote
Reply to One liner by StreetArtNinja
What size socks do they wear? Anything that fits.
humperty t1_j1j1cyg wrote
Lock her in the basement.
humperty t1_itg8qre wrote
Reply to comment by Stray_Heart in A couple days ago my friends very christian wife called me… by BoneGuy206
and the opener was funnier than the build up.
humperty t1_jbq9fvk wrote
Reply to Vampires love to bite throats, killing people & then returning them to life by PantsyFants
You'll get no fangs from me.