hurriqueen
hurriqueen t1_j6dzssi wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The person you're dating comes to dinner to meet your family. But the instant you step in the door, your grandmother goes deathly pale, and shouts the name of a creature from her country's folklore. by Affectionate_Bit_722
Ah I see someone is catching up on What We Do In The Shadows!
hurriqueen t1_jbxyv3g wrote
Reply to comment by sadnesslaughs in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
Oh man, I was so worried he was going to throw up when they shook him, and validate their fears that he could "spit acid" lol
Fantastic story!