iTanooki
iTanooki t1_j49qkto wrote
Reply to comment by Carrotfloor in Do it for future-you [Image] by wholesomecomics
You know how you can really show Future-You who's the boss? Get a tattoo on your face. There's nothing Future-You can do to stop Present-You!
iTanooki t1_j1sdmub wrote
Reply to comment by LotusCSGO in [Image] Yesterday, you said Tomorrow ... Just do it now! by sylsau
I’ll call now.
iTanooki t1_j0ly6z8 wrote
Reply to comment by Transposer in Scariel by me by OwneTrick
As a big fan of Weird Al, I keep thinking people are talking about him when referencing A.I. technologies. It makes for some very odd double takes on my part.
iTanooki t1_j0ly1ck wrote
Reply to Scariel by me by OwneTrick
Thanks, I hate this.
iTanooki t1_iz645hw wrote
Reply to You know how dogs kick their legs when you scratch them? Well, Baxter the cat does something... uh, slightly different. by RamsesThePigeon
I’ve only seen that happen when you scratch at the base of the tail.
iTanooki t1_iycytta wrote
Reply to A store that only sells dog food. by Troooper0987
That was a Wendy’s, right?
iTanooki t1_iy5oen9 wrote
Reply to comment by ferretinmypants in LPT Request: Long history of Alzheimer’s/Dementia in my family, what do I do now to help myself later by ItsYaBoyKevinHere
It’s being called Type 3 Diabetes.
iTanooki t1_iwlhiqt wrote
Reply to TIL, there's a condition called, "Encopresis" wherein the sufferer loses control of their bowels after holding in their stool as long as they can first. by SweetPrism
By definition, doesn’t everyone poop their pants “after holding in their stool as long as they can”?
iTanooki t1_iuahp8s wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIL strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries do not qualify as “berries” as defined by botanists, yet kiwis, bananas, and tomatoes do. At least blueberries are indeed berries. by Aequitas05
How many other “fish” have no gills? Oceanic mammals typically aren’t at risk of drowning, as they can easily float for hours at a time and hold their breath for crazy lengths, too.
iTanooki t1_ituwa2k wrote
Reply to comment by Lopsided-Advice-5027 in Cross-examination of a coroner by LadeeAlana
The audiobook was never released in a digital format, but I snagged a cassette tape a while back.
iTanooki t1_ituu4bk wrote
Reply to comment by Lopsided-Advice-5027 in Cross-examination of a coroner by LadeeAlana
I know an exchange similar to this was in one of Richard Letterer’s books. Probably Anguished English.
iTanooki t1_is5mejj wrote
Imagine doing this for fun…
iTanooki t1_j5yngjl wrote
Reply to comment by sortaitchy in What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
My exact thoughts.