iamCaptainDeadpool
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jdgmuak wrote
Reply to [Text] Nobody at the gym is judging you for your weight. And if anyone does, they are so much worse than the worst you could possibly think about yourself. by lazybear90
I went to the gym the other day, and I was surprised that people were very supportive until there was a hole on the floor. BTW just to tell you guys, I am not ugly. I am a ball of wool.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jdc3jqu wrote
Reply to [Image] Feel your feelings…. by DelusionalWeed
Emotional me.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jdbidqv wrote
Reply to [image] youre a badass by pavankx
But am i, though.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jdbbbe4 wrote
Reply to comment by Walaags in [Image] Keep Going by thatlostpixel
I don't get it, Mr. walaags, this is something adults with life must do.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jd78ziw wrote
I challenge you to set up an alarm before you go to sleep for 2 hr later. Also, I challenge you to delete this post and post it with the tagline "every person in a wheelchair should just challenge themselves to get up and run."
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jd76p52 wrote
26 Male, I decided not to turn my life around.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jd2zvsm wrote
Reply to comment by Walaags in [Image] Keep Going by thatlostpixel
To what end.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jd2owd4 wrote
I'll focus on becoming the wrong person. I've been the right person for a long time.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jd2m665 wrote
Reply to [Image] Keep Going by thatlostpixel
Keep going were.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jd2b1xb wrote
This is what psychopaths and sociopaths think before killing people.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jcy18y4 wrote
Reply to comment by ImperfectDice in [Image] Something that keeps me motivated to continue by HypnoidLikuta
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jcx03rd wrote
Reply to comment by DeHavilland88 in [Image] Something that keeps me motivated to continue by HypnoidLikuta
Sorry I miss spoke. I Meant braille.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jcwzcdv wrote
Reply to comment by DeHavilland88 in [Image] Something that keeps me motivated to continue by HypnoidLikuta
Thank you. But can you also do sign language.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jcwnqt2 wrote
Sir, which language is this.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jccdacn wrote
I am 26 and unemployment. Do nothing but watch movies and play video games all day. How is this a motivation.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jbpb6f4 wrote
Reply to comment by Snaab in Hi there — I don’t know you, but I am grateful you’re alive, happy to have reached you, and wanna throw some positivity your way. [Discussion] by Snaab
First please Don't cry I'll hand you my imaginary napkin. Now I got that you have a problem with people Laughing at you. What I do in this case is I make fun of myself and even if they are taking it too far you have to come clean and tell them. Make fun of yourself that's what I do.
P.s- the napkin is infected with the new zombie virus. You are a zombie now.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jbp6ma0 wrote
Reply to comment by Snaab in Hi there — I don’t know you, but I am grateful you’re alive, happy to have reached you, and wanna throw some positivity your way. [Discussion] by Snaab
Aww you are sweet... BTW my previous comment was also riddled with foolishness. Stalin was actually a horrible man he was the dictator of ussr. And he wasn't great at parties. Also gulag isn't a nice place either. So the premise of this foolishness is that a stupid guy (me) comparing himself to the most terrible person there was. My jokes usually gets funnier when I explain them. Also This is what funny people do they explain their jokes way too much. If you want more explanation feel free to DM me. And please to make up for my misreble life and my neediness Laugh at my joke Also your Laugh should be visible in the comments section.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jbombc6 wrote
Reply to comment by Snaab in Hi there — I don’t know you, but I am grateful you’re alive, happy to have reached you, and wanna throw some positivity your way. [Discussion] by Snaab
I was kidding when I said that I am caligula like figure. I am fun at parties and that makes me Stalin. When I am not sending people to the gulag I am sarcastic with them. When people don't laugh at my jokes gulag it is. So my point is why didn't you laugh at my previous joke about me being caligula. You have about 5 second window to laugh and if you don't. It's gulag for you.
P.s- thank you for tolerating my foolishness. Thank you for caring for me. I care about you too... in a non creepy way of course. BTW can I have your home and office address for research purposes of course.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jbn5w7t wrote
Reply to Hi there — I don’t know you, but I am grateful you’re alive, happy to have reached you, and wanna throw some positivity your way. [Discussion] by Snaab
You don't even know me. You are lying about when you say you were happy to see me. most people aren't happy to see me cause I am a caligula like figure in their lives.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jblexfw wrote
Reply to [image] just hold on a little longer by kennystillalive
Nothing good ever happens. You just have to make do.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jakxv1g wrote
Reply to [Image] From: Epictetus - Art of living by AZ008
I am too high on procrastination to read that.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jaddivh wrote
Reply to [image] by MayaDawnNSFW
Ok but humans are a different case.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_ja1zlz2 wrote
Reply to Laziest Cat Ever by Viagra_Was_My_Idea
This is me after lunch.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_ja1g1dj wrote
This is the thing that keeps me from going to the gym.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jedqf4z wrote
Reply to [image] We all can be better by dee_castafiore