ihavemytowel42

ihavemytowel42 t1_j69nmq0 wrote

The story so far: β€œIn the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

In a world full of Vognons that wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders – signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters, your dad made your life brighter and happier.

Mixed quotes from two books together.

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