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illessen t1_je1jqo4 wrote
Reply to comment by MisterPublic in The reason you were born is to be productive & exploited your whole life, as a reward you're sold freedom in years that you wouldn't be a productive worker anyway. by KHUSTOM
Brought into this existence kicking and screaming, leaving with a sigh of relief.
illessen t1_j9ujwvx wrote
Reply to comment by Tittle42 in LPT: When meeting new people, don't ask if they have kids, instead ask if they have pets. by _unknown_username
I always thought that one was for people getting a vasectomy but I can see it that way too. But it did give me another question idea.
You’re not getting any younger you know?
illessen t1_j9uhy4o wrote
Reply to comment by Tittle42 in LPT: When meeting new people, don't ask if they have kids, instead ask if they have pets. by _unknown_username
Are you trying?
Do you want kids?
Why don’t you want them?
Do you know what you’re missing by not having kids?
Why don’t you give it a shot, you’ll love it?
Do you hate your mother?
Why are you so mean and not giving me grandkids?
Quick! Someone think of 3 more!
illessen t1_j6c8o1j wrote
Reply to comment by treetreestwigbranch in Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies. by VotingIsImportant
You can still eat and live, your options do become limited however.
The real sad thing is, dental insurance removes customers by doing this so it must still be more profitable to do this than it is to keep them some years longer.
illessen t1_j6buokb wrote
Reply to comment by blakevh in ELI5: why do our bodies randomly act like we haven’t had water in days and that we need to chug a bunch randomly? by Serratedlily
I’ve always been told, if you’re thirsty that you’re already dehydrated.
illessen t1_j4k7bzx wrote
Reply to comment by No-Psychology1751 in LPT Request: How to ensure that a person doesn't use my personal belongings while staying at my place? by [deleted]
Have you ever seen the movie American Pie?
illessen t1_j286a2t wrote
Reply to comment by jh989 in What if an object crosses an event horizon of a black hole... by Cthaeh420
Well if you want to go down the rabbit hole. Everything that makes up you was once part of a star.
illessen t1_iy7in0j wrote
Reply to comment by BurningHuman in TIFU by not poking around under the hood by Nice-Violinist-6395
Insurance will say it’s not enough damage to go past the deductible…
illessen t1_ittyyx0 wrote
Reply to A pickle, a cucumber, and a penis were talking about how horrible their lives are... by Ventos19558
Don’t forget his friends are nuts and lives next door to an asshole.
illessen t1_iqnulpx wrote
Reply to comment by TonyRubbles in Global insect protein market spreads its wings by 2027 by vpuetf
I was once eating chocolate coated coffee beans… one was decidedly NOT a bean and was a lady bug… I’ve stopped eating chocolate coated coffee beans.
illessen t1_iqntwxf wrote
Reply to comment by TonyRubbles in Global insect protein market spreads its wings by 2027 by vpuetf
They already do, it’s just a novelty though. I’d love to see the campaign to get critters in your belly though. I’ve had some wild foods, but I tend to draw the line at most bugs.
illessen t1_je7wqyw wrote
Reply to comment by Luqas_Incredible in You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk
Add in location so they avoid it like the plague.