Find the oldest bottle of cough syrup you can find, drop it in the grossest seltzer you can find and you’ve made your own.

Before any Moxie defenders get antsy, I was the one bringing 2 liter bottles (from market basket!) to cookouts and at the behest of the hosts, I was the one bringing those full bottles home. I was late in learning it’s tough to love

This city is so expensive unless you’re part of the grift, in which case in paaaaaays

Shotspotter has convinced me I live in a warzone instead of just having neighbors with backfiring cars

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