Seriously. Give her the help she needs and lock her up in some nice care facility FOREVER.

Oh man. That clock makes me sad. That’s completely destroyed.

Ugh. Keep your kink to yourself.

I’ve been wearing my thick soled docs for nearly five years now. The “lug sole” craze may go away, but the low platform on the Jadons aren’t going anywhere.

I have a pair of maroon Jadons (I think, they’re platforms anyway). They are four years old, have been worn 50-100 days a year, and haven’t been taken care of anywhere near as well as some people baby their boots.

They’re fine. They look as good as the day I bought them and they’re still super comfortable. I think the hate for Docs is mostly bandwagon/dogpiling. No they’re not as good as they used to be, but they are still solid shoes. No, they’re probably not worth it, especially if you get the vegan (plastic) ones, but they’re good looking and can last a long time if you don’t plan on jumping in creeks or running on a sandpaper treadmill.