jaybazzizzle
jaybazzizzle t1_j60p0s5 wrote
If they don't do it, we'll do it first.
jaybazzizzle t1_j60kxmz wrote
Reply to comment by CatAvailable3953 in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Divine*
jaybazzizzle t1_j5yvl0b wrote
Reply to Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
Your god must be pretty weak if he needs mortals to do his dirty work
jaybazzizzle t1_j4gcydw wrote
Reply to Til before Popeye gained superhuman strength by eating spinach, he became strong by rubbing a type of chicken called a whiffle hen. by Fitz_cuniculus
Before that he used to rub roosters. The comics just didn't want to show Popeye stroking his cock for some reason
jaybazzizzle t1_j2xgvk0 wrote
Reply to comment by BODYBUTCHER in Why TikTok’s future has never been so cloudy by prehistoric_knight
Ergo, they didn't find it suspicious.... if they did, it would have been searched/burned/left outside the gates. One guy saying "It's a trap" wasn't enough to rouse suspicion.
jaybazzizzle t1_j2xaxd0 wrote
Reply to comment by BODYBUTCHER in Why TikTok’s future has never been so cloudy by prehistoric_knight
I remember the story going differently. The Trojans brought the horse inside the city because it was considered to be a trophy of their victory against the Greeks and that the horse was the emblem of Troy.
jaybazzizzle t1_j2x4cn1 wrote
Reply to comment by Beavshak in Why TikTok’s future has never been so cloudy by prehistoric_knight
There's still time to burn the horse
jaybazzizzle t1_j2wx1n7 wrote
Looks like the city of Troy thinks the wooden horse sitting outside the gates is a bit suspicious
jaybazzizzle t1_iz98o8r wrote
Reply to Man arrested after stealing over $1,300 worth of toothbrushes, sheriff’s office says by ThinCurrency5292
They found most of the toothbrushes whilst doing a cavity search
jaybazzizzle t1_iycxe8c wrote
It doesnt matter if it's 1,500 or 15 billion. The end result is still the same: Mutually assured destruction
jaybazzizzle t1_iy67d77 wrote
Man immediately released when he produced paper 'Get Out of Jail Free' card
jaybazzizzle t1_ix6myl7 wrote
Reply to comment by its_justme in Incinerators can no longer handle 'mountain of cocaine' seized in Antwerp port by bomberesque1
*sniffs* I'm in dark mode, all the letters are white lines
jaybazzizzle t1_ix3qkz7 wrote
Reply to Incinerators can no longer handle 'mountain of cocaine' seized in Antwerp port by bomberesque1
Incinerators shouldn't be taking the coke if they can't handle it. Send it to me and I'll sort it out over a weekend
jaybazzizzle t1_irhgnt6 wrote
Reply to Who controls TikTok? ByteDance unable to allay fears in the West over Chinese state influence and data access by Saltedline
'Made in China' is synonymous with 'Owned by China'
jaybazzizzle t1_jbiumk8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
Lunch is a dish best served hot