jiivanili

jiivanili t1_jat23qh wrote

This is extra funny to me because my mom is TERRIFIED of snakes and once she lit the (gas) grill but a snake had gotten in it and when she opened it, the snake was pissed and climbing out of it. This bitch (said with love) pushed me into the dirt and ran inside and locked the door. I was 8! My dad had to come to the house from the firestation and search the yard for a flaming snake and I had to go through the gate to the front door to get inside lmao

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