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jordantask t1_jeg31s1 wrote
Reply to comment by LeTouatteRatte in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Geez I’ve heard of cement shoes but….
jordantask t1_jeg2zra wrote
Reply to comment by ForgottenForce in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
That’s my motto!
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jordantask t1_je9rdpk wrote
She’s already planning for the next time, tomorrow morning.
jordantask t1_je7uyny wrote
Reply to comment by _coffee_ in Her Late Majesty, Spitting Hot Lead (1980s) by lilBob1989
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
jordantask t1_je6c1my wrote
Reply to comment by BigG7654321 in Have no fear, the Wescue Wagon is here! by BoominShroomer
Wascally Wabbit!
jordantask t1_je1ysy6 wrote
“Hello my friends it is FPS Russia again…”
jordantask t1_je1ya2g wrote
Cow tipping?
I don’t think so!
jordantask t1_je0wbz4 wrote
Reply to comment by Khaldara in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
Writes “thoughts and prayers” on a missile before launching
jordantask t1_jcg75cs wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Oh man the greeters be old.
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Reply to comment by PlayTheHits in Person arrested for DUI twice in five hours in York County, PA by ChristmasWizzard
Bold of you to assume that he ever sobers up.
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Reply to comment by Pathetian in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
This is an arbitrary number set by statute for bond, which a judge could overturn when she has an actual bond hearing.
When she gets a bond hearing it’s probably not gonna be 18 million.
jordantask t1_jasktzz wrote
Reply to comment by bubba7557 in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
It’s not excessive.
She was charged with almost 800 counts. Each count has an arbitrary bond of $25k. If you add up the total amount of bond for each count you end up with $18 million.
When she has an actual bond hearing the judge will probably overturn the arbitrary bond number and award something more reasonable.
jordantask t1_ja8u6ta wrote
Reply to comment by Trans-Europe_Express in Brendan Fraser wins SAG award 2023 (please excuse video quality) by TheBrightestBestStar
You hit the nail on the head.
Not that I’m saying Brendan Fraser doesn’t deserve to be honoured but all of this feels like a massive overcompensation or overcorrection to how they treated him in the past to make Me Too seem more credible. Almost like they forgot about him and then realized last minute that they should be treating him better.
Never forget that this so called “academy” and “guild” includes people who kept quiet for decades to cover for the likes of Harvey Weinstein and his ilk, and continues to this day to celebrate Roman Polanski.
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Reply to comment by scrodytheroadie in Make sure you get a clean shot off, this guy is known for surviving some pretty serious shit by Manfrenjensenjen
The best part of hunting JC is he’s back in 3 days so you can do it again.
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Reply to comment by PM_ur_Rump in A pregnant murder suspect should get out of jail because her fetus hasn't been charged with a crime and isn't getting proper medical care, court documents argue by jdb1984
Yeah.
I think I agree with that completely.
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Reply to comment by AnaphoricReference in Homo sapiens may have brought archery to Europe about 54,000 years ago by Yazan_Research
There’s also evidence that the tips of spears were wooden and hardened by blackening them in a fire. I see no reason why they would not be doing the same thing for arrows.
jordantask t1_j9phrkw wrote
Reply to comment by misterfriend in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
Not only that, the cop who posted it is respected by his colleagues.
jordantask t1_j9phf5o wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
It’s a cop and a pig. Deffo intraspecies.
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Reply to comment by tjeulink in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
SHOTS…..
Err….
LOADS FIRED!
jordantask t1_j9nbs6m wrote
Reply to comment by -BB-Eight in (OC) Constipated Cat in Istanbul, Turkey by 23357
He does look ahem
Full of shit.
jordantask t1_j8yhn2s wrote
Skeptical dog is skeptical.
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Reply to comment by TigBiddiesMacDaddy in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
One Hundred BEEEEELLLION dollars!!
Touches pinky to corner of mouth
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Reply to comment by delocx in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
Plot Twist: Marriage counsellor was secretly a hitman hired by each spouse to kill the other but decided to counsel them instead.
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Reply to comment by WorldsAreNotEnough in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Unfortunately they couldn’t come to the phone….