Are you handicapped? Context says no, so you shouldn't be parking in a handicap spot. That's for people who actually need it. Face the consequences of your own actions OP and learn from this.

Well that'd be hypocritical if I hated reddit people, I'm on here a lot! 😂 I mean bad drivers like this.

This is why I hate people.

Lol welcome to NJ! There is no objective answer to your question. We here have a revered tradition of endlessly debating north vs south and whether central exists (it does) and if so what it is. Soon it will be time for your coming of Jersey baptism, to choose sides in the pork roll vs Taylor ham debate. Good luck and don't choose the wrong one!

It is in fact cheese-quake to answer your second question.

Moved out right after college with my girlfriend (now wife) and one of her college friends to a 2-bed apartment. Both of us worked at Starbucks and lived off Trader Joe's for a couple of years while we both went to grad school. Having a roommate made it doable but they didn't contribute more than their rent. We still had a good time since we're both introverted. Northern suburban NJ btw.

Edit: this was 2013/2014 for context

Thank you! Yeah there won't be any lake baptisms for us lol

So what's the cancer thing? I'm at the northern tip of Wayne as of a couple of years ago so this is news to me. I'm about to have a baby so I want to know what to avoid.