Good point

You are kidding, right? You can't even change your address on line on the IRS web site. The WSJ reported this month that the legacy code the IRS uses is so old, they can't even find people that are still alive that know it, since it dates from the 60s and 70s.

It's an SEC database, not IRS. Did you even read the article?

Did you even read the article? The risk highlighted is hacking of the SEC database to unscrupulous malefactors. Reading is fundamental.

Natural gas is called the "widow maker." Hope you are not married.

OP demonstrates his confusion in his post, by equating "all time lows" with the last two years.

Psychotic narcissism

Now we're posting "dream" trades . . . ?

Have to say that is a pathetic comment. Especially when the OP is losing $50,000 +. Poor taste.

That's a lot of chimichangas

You can't get into big trouble buying $30 worth of calls. Worst case, you're out $30. Come on, man.

OK here is a real tip

After the fed announcement tomorrow, if the market sells off on the announcement, buy 3 calls priced at ten cents on SPY for $30.

Now there's an idea no one has thought of . . .

Low probability trade, TSLA IV is elevated, making entry price expensive

I see thanks

This is "game theory" -- how?

You're beating inflation!

This strike has a delta of .31. I wouldn't exactly call that "free money," but to each his own, I guess. Good luck on your trade!

Maybe create a "bot" and spend less time making round tables?

This post reveals a true WSB-level understanding of the structure of this ETF.

This a CRAZY trade -- and likely to result in a FORTUNE.

If you're trading the "news," you're a day late and a dollar short . . .

The outlook for stocks looked grim in March, 2009 and April, 2020. Yet . . .

Just do a scan on Finviz or your favorite scanner and filter for analyst sell rating, high PE, throw a dart and hit your next winner

Brilliant response

Whoever wrote this post has a great sense of humor, bravo well done.