And Ray's sleeper. Although you might have to reword it to "the old man's sleeper", we are aware of the issues with licensing regarding Ray.

These are all great ideas. You've been kinda scraping the bottom of the barrel for characters lately anyways, use these. Hell, the spreadsheet one is great. Those pricks deserve it for all they have done for the users and the game over the years.

What about a lighter for a character? have it be some fucked up version from one of their trips they take when they are high.