jrtts
jrtts t1_jabc9zo wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
A thiefsaurus?
jrtts t1_ja4q968 wrote
Reply to comment by pawnee_jim in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Oh my gosh, that would make my day!
(But only for a day)
jrtts t1_j9xi2w6 wrote
I disagree. The paralympics get recognition and praise. I don't ever get praised for walking down the street "correctly"
jrtts t1_j97leut wrote
The animals were wondering if that plasterer job offer by the circus is still available
jrtts t1_j8g48ed wrote
Reply to [Image] Health is wealth. Once you lose it, then you realize how true the saying is by crm_expert
I got no work, no money, no family, no dreams, but I still got health, so there's that :)
jrtts t1_j73tggo wrote
Reply to [Image] On Decisions and Choices by i7user07
plot twist: the right decision is to pay your bills
so you pay either way
^(yay capitalism!)
jrtts t1_j6ljhwl wrote
That's the worst.
jrtts t1_j6eq6s1 wrote
Reply to Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
did an AI write this?
Because something seems AI-mish.
jrtts t1_j4eow8m wrote
always moist like the British weather
jrtts t1_iy26hfr wrote
Reply to LPT: Dear novice hobbyists, not only is it okay to copy* from the more experienced, it is encouraged. It is the most enjoyable way to learn while producing end results you can be proud of. by Telkhine_
sLPT: Copyright infringement is a thing. Do not download a car.
jrtts t1_ix6ptm1 wrote
Reply to I asked Siri why I'm still single... by UnrealGaming9
My friend was so proud of her Google Assistant because she can ask it "Hey Google, who is my boyfriend?" and Google will answer correctly with the full name of her boyfriend.
So I asked her Google Assistant, "Hey Google, who is my boyfriend?"
jrtts t1_iwwbs7x wrote
That's commitment.
jrtts t1_jaz0coj wrote
Reply to [Image] Thank you for reading this by pedro_pascal_123
"thank you for letting me sleep with your wife"