kahlzun
kahlzun t1_jd39puf wrote
Reply to comment by Stummi in [WP] A colony ship with 5000 human passengers in stasis is heavily damaged in a meteor shower. While the onboard computer does not have the raw materials needed for repairs, it calculates that it has a very large amount of organic matter and a genetics lab. A solution path is now being executed... by lordhelmos
Next thing you know, they're in old timey France
kahlzun t1_jaqr104 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are a werewolf trying your best to live peacefully among humans, but your SO has just proposed to you with a ring of pure silver. You genuinely love and want to marry them, but you also have to somehow get out of accepting this ring. by Kitty_Fuchs
Oh, honey, you know that I ain't marrying yo ass without a proper gold ring.
kahlzun t1_ja9qktj wrote
Reply to comment by fesakferrell in TIL In Approximately 241,000 years, Nanga Parbat #9 tallest mountain in the world located in Pakistan will overtake Everest and will become the tallest mountain in the world. by AdClemson
Workers keep spontaneously learning new languages too, it's mad
kahlzun t1_j9ru3qz wrote
Reply to comment by 1945BestYear in TIL that in 1554 Elizabeth Crofts hid in a wall on Aldersgate Street, where she pretended to be a heavenly voice. Reputedly 17,000 people came to listen to her give out anti-Catholic propaganda. by Kurma-the-Turtle
I swear the dude has a superpower of convincing people to incriminate themselves
kahlzun t1_j5hhb74 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Out of nowhere, thousands of voices begin presenting you with grievances and complaints from... yourself - or more accurately, your body. "Not enough iron," "too much cholesterol," and "rupture in blood vessel D-14" bombard you at all hours of the day. Your cells are now sapient. by ArseneArsenic
Bonus points for using sapient correctly!
kahlzun t1_iuhxh3i wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You’re exploring a remote area, when you find a guy chained to a rock getting his liver eaten by birds. You, not having the slightest knowledge of Greek mythological, decide to help. by brainthinkin
I mean, even being familiar with Greek mythology, why wouldn't you want to help Prometheus? Dude was a complete lad
kahlzun t1_je4zypy wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] To finally solve all problems caused by humans, God made six new earths, to separate everyone depending on their sins, Earth 1 being for the best people and Earth 7 for the worst sinners. Every 50 years, angels arrive and re-judge people to decide if they should stay, go up or down. by QuantisOne
I want to go to the Lust Planet