As a buy-sexual, I would like to give you $1000 for one night with your comment

Nervous when you find out you've been delivered to 19 furries in a hotel room?

Monkey poop coffee would be more correctly called monkey spit coffee. The Rhesus monkey chews on the beans and spits them out. They're never digested.

Conversely, Kopi Luwak is indeed poop coffee, as each bean spends a nice balmy 24 hours in the digestive tract of a cat - the Indonesian palm civet.

Tried to get a handle on my drinking problem but still ended up coming home with three

Ad hominem fallacy. Exactly what I'd expect from someone who doesn't have a real argument.

YOU keep saying all these historians agree Jesus did in fact exist. I'm correcting you and saying from a scientific research standpoint that he MAY HAVE existed. Wikipedia is a lot of things but research material it is not

Hmmm, true you have a point there

I was just having a fun guess based on the recent influx of holy rollers being mad at jokes. I honestly don't see any reason for its removal

Ah, I see you did your so-called research by going straight to Wikipedia to back up your claim. Good scholarly information there sage nods

As u/insufferableninja pointed out, historians agree there may have been a man (yes a plain ol regular man) that your religious dude was based off of. Possibly a philosopher in those times. This is all still theoretical tho. There's no concrete evidence of that specific individual existing that can without a shadow of doubt be traced back to as an origin point. So NO, his existence is not fact

Probably reported by one of those Real Faith™ warriors that seem to like to come to this sub to condemn religious jokes

It would be fact, not fiction (a play on the spoken sound of crucifixion)