Yea, this is why legends exist...

Had signs up, someone parked anyway

I called the number and someone came out, but he didn't give a ticket or tow... so basically he came out to say I was shit out of luck

Your experience may vary

This right here

I was in a similar situation where I switched jobs for a significant pay bump, but I hated my life due to a micromanager

Luckily, I was able to hop again relatively quickly, but I was seriously considering begging for my old job back every day

That being said, if you're young and confident in your abilities to find a new job if you need to again, then go for it. The new base salary you can command will stick with you going forward