This is why health care is inherently incompatible with free market capitalism. I cannot choose to boycott a provider; rather, I am held hostage and forced to spend money at the provider's discretion. If I need a refill on a medication, and the provider forces me to come in for an in-person visit with an out-of-pocket cost prior to refilling it, there is no recourse. I can either pay the provider what they are forcing me to pay, or I can start over with a new provider and pay them more.

I would have gone with broken glass for the first pic

We don't have Sprite, would Starry be ok? Starry. It's like Faygo lemon lime, or actually more like a generic grocery store brand lemon lime.

Religious music meant for kids if you're looking for something cringey, or William Shatner's spoken word covers if you're looking for a weird take on something recognizable

This fire looks neither urban, redneck, nor campy.