The local indigenous peoples also had tales of a tsunami sweeping away tons of people.

If anyone is interested, here's a neat article: https://slate.com/technology/2015/09/earthquakes-and-tsunamis-in-the-pacific-northwest-native-american-myths-and-geoscience.html

Oh the relief. So happy the precious baby is home safe for Christmas

There's no time for species to adapt

Yeah spread out over thousands, hundreds of thousands, and millions of years. Here's a comic that explains in pretty easy to understand words

https://xkcd.com/1732/

Buckle up for the ride boyos. We're living in the last few good years of our lives