So I decided that I should get circumsized last week. I went to my doctor to ask what it would cost and when he told me all I could say was just "oh, that's too much..."

So instead I figured why not do a DIY job? So I went to my local hardware store and bought a nice little hand axe. I prepped an area in my workshop, pulled everything taut, and THWACK!

When I examined my handiwork, all I could say was "oh, that's too much..."

My wife wishes she was that happy

Shhhhhhh, don't worry about it, it can't hurt you if you move along with your day