kreepysol t1_jacsafj wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:44 PM

Reply to Probably the best burger I've ever had by squishydonkey

Looking at that gave me diabetes.

I'd like to order 4 please.

kreepysol t1_jabxq25 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:19 AM

Reply to The toilet in my hospital bathroom has a built in poop knife. by NiceVeins

Constipation poop is real. Second worst and second most painful experience of my life. Wish the toilet i destroyed on vacation had a poop knife lmfao.

kreepysol t1_jaboarq wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:09 AM

Reply to A receipt found in a book I recently bought from almost exactly 20 years prior by Atalung

I miss borders 😭

kreepysol t1_j8hf21j wrote on February 14, 2023 at 9:24 AM

Reply to Never too old to be Romantic by museumsplendor

If she don't give him kisses immediately I'll dump that bitch for him. Fite me.

kreepysol t1_j2dk24t wrote on December 31, 2022 at 1:35 PM

Reply to Everything’s perfect 🙏🏻 by Chalb3ama

Nostalgic

kreepysol t1_j2cpud5 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 7:09 AM

Reply to Person unlocking their car while wearing a bag by Targentrout3

Same

kreepysol t1_j278bor wrote on December 30, 2022 at 3:39 AM

Reply to My son’s new Lego City house set comes with a dog, washtub, and dog turd. by tvkyle

Fuuuuuuck the first time I ever got to build a lego set it was the krusty krab and you have reminded me how fucking fun this shit is omg. Gonna make my boyfriend do it with me on vacation next week 🤣

kreepysol t1_j1yfvfe wrote on December 28, 2022 at 9:06 AM

Reply to The hand of a Chinese giant salamander by Trulystagnate23

That's honestly so cute