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ktka t1_jecb0z1 wrote
Why is my inability to hold my pee of any consequence for the whole team?
ktka t1_jecawkl wrote
If you blink at KFC, yes, you did see the same bird more than once.
ktka t1_jec5vp8 wrote
Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
Her first cruise was on Noah's Ark. Many thanks to her for saving the gorillas.
ktka t1_jec4h9t wrote
Reply to comment by Umpteenth_zebra in I’m currently writing this from the hospital. by Verothyn
Instructions unclear; dick stuck in sun spot. Aurora tonight in Florida.
ktka t1_jec49xx wrote
You let an Animal near your balls?
ktka t1_je2a3qa wrote
Reply to TIL the majority of ancient Greeks and Romans that were literate read out loud. Reasons for this include a lack of space between letters and no formalized system of punctuation that helped with pauses in reading. by Ask_Me_If_Im_A_Horse
Here'sthetextforanyancientGreekandRomanlurkers.
TILthemajorityofancientGreeksandRomansthatwereliteratereadoutloud.Reasonsforthisincludealackofspacebetweenlettersandnoformalizedsystemofpunctuationthathelpedwithpausesinreading.
ktka t1_jdjd9r4 wrote
Reply to I turned my X2HRs to Sundaras by ICoeuss
Can you do something like this - turning Hyundais into Teslas?
ktka t1_ja7k0vt wrote
Reply to comment by doginjoggers in Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… by GrimmBrowncoat
Dingus is plural of dingo. I am one person now according to my therapist. As a dog in joggers, you should know that.
ktka t1_ja4rryq wrote
It is an Aussie dessert kinda like meringue.
ktka t1_ja1esw6 wrote
OP obviously lifts. :-)
ktka t1_j9r29xa wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
It is an Om-nivore as well?
ktka t1_j9l0c7e wrote
Reply to TIL - English physician William Harvey was a prominent skeptic regarding allegations of witchcraft. He was one of the examiners of four women from Lancashire accused of witchcraft in 1634, and as a consequence of his report, all of them were acquitted. by wendalltwolf
He was wise in the ways of science.
ktka t1_j9fxb9c wrote
Reply to comment by glycinedream in Best wood for pantry style shelves in a closet? by glycinedream
Jesus Christ, Marie! They mineral!
ktka t1_j60znt3 wrote
Reply to comment by DazzlingDevon in How would you describe a bad joke about pancakes? by ScreechOwlLilith
Weird fetish, but ok.
ktka t1_j5b1xse wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Hahaha! A real knee-slapper!
ktka t1_iy8xkvv wrote
My friend Combo has one for real cheap.
ktka t1_iy8afo3 wrote
Shamrock 2.0.
ktka t1_ix9kmw3 wrote
Reply to comment by TOFFERKINDLE in HELP: Yellow sun stains on white furniture. by OnTopOfSpaghettiii
Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?
ktka t1_iwji8vs wrote
ktka t1_itwvcq7 wrote
Reply to TIL Tobacco smoke enemas were used in an attempt to resuscitate victims of near drowning. by sTroPkIN
I think they caught a doctor trying to sodomize a drowned body. "What? No! I am trying to give him an enema!"
ktka t1_it3zorv wrote
Your title sounds like it came from "Let it be."
ktka t1_it3rrsk wrote
Reply to comment by arothmanmusic in New Toilet Installed - Can I do anything about all the poop streaks? by WeezerMike
Maybe OP should try epoxy release?
ktka t1_it3rng5 wrote
Reply to comment by Crovali in New Toilet Installed - Can I do anything about all the poop streaks? by WeezerMike
Use someone else's electric toothbrush.
ktka t1_jecgh9n wrote
Reply to comment by JollyMcStink in Incompetence in one debilitates the competence of the whole team by JollyMcStink
Incontinence is a hotel chain, right?