they shut down the vast majority of their other nuclear, coal and lng power plants causing an energy crisis thats forcing people to revert to wood fire heating their homes while wearing half their wardrobes, all to try and prove a hairbrained globalist point

Its more about density than just mass, every mass has S radius that it tips over into blackhole territory but will not trap light before that point.

Only singularities can warp space time enough to trap light making a blackhole it also doesn't help that we lack the math to fully explain blackholes entirely, all values involved end at either 0 or infinite or some impossible arithmetic involving the two extremes

No, the density of matter needed to exert enough gravity to create an event horizon, the "black hole" part of the black hole, will in herently exceed the saidatters Swarzchild radius causing it to collapse into a singularity