Wow some of the replies on here...yikes. If you really want to change this maybe give therapy a serious consideration. People will annoy you in life, sometimes even purposely, but if you react with violence as an adult you're going to wind up dead or in jail.

Do yourself a favor and look up bacteria collection on food that's left on the counter.

Oh look another shitpost. Do better r/tifu.

Another propaganda post from India Times, got it.