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Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
she was so hungry When she ate the black hole she ate the donut too.
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Reply to comment by Creative-Series-873 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
she so fat when she goes to the movies, she's in it.
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Reply to comment by android47 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
I saw this same reply in a Chuck Norris thread a couple of days ago. :)
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Reply to comment by Riskycrossbow69 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
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Don't mean to criticize, but this ain't a joke.
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Reply to comment by bigghimself in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
with their bills of course
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I thought everyday was Halloween for the JWs.
Can I get a witness?
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Reply to comment by bigwolf29 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Here's another recycle from National Lampoon in the 70's:
What do you call a junkie with no legs on a dolly that steals hubcaps?
A Vietnam vet.
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Reply to A dick joke by Maleficent_Ninja_
Man goes to the doctor and says I have a problem with my testicles.
Doc says let's take a look.
Man says first you have to promise not to laugh.
Doc says i'm a doctor I've seen everything I not going to laugh.
Man drops his drawers in this testicles are the size of M&M's.
Doc bursts out laughing.
Man says you promised not to laugh. What's wrong with them?
Doc hysterically laughing say, they're swollen.
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Reply to I for one. by RowanFoxfire
I I captain,
or maybe I I I as in aye aye aye Captain there's no way I kin git the phasers back on line before that,
or IV like can you maybe slip a little something in there to help sleep, nurse?
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Reply to comment by cmnorthauthor in I for one. by RowanFoxfire
up where?
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Reply to comment by Heavilybespot159 in I for one. by RowanFoxfire
Give him an I.
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Reply to comment by mtb8404 in What is the difference between my ex girlfriend and a hockey player? by TheBlackManX23
Bloody Hell!
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Reply to comment by BaltimoreBadger23 in What is the difference between my ex girlfriend and a hockey player? by TheBlackManX23
Teeth on ice.
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Reply to What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vender? by SD_yt
And after he ate it, he said. "Wanna rub my Budda belly?"
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Reply to comment by 711Lexip in What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vender? by SD_yt
Yeah, Vender Gender Bender.
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Reply to Golden opportunity. by Buddy2269
Maybe with a little FORE play, you'll get a hole in one.
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Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
What's long, brown, and smelly?
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The Mississippi.
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Reply to comment by uthini_mfowethu in I've written a very short poem about myself. by KeckyOK
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Reply to I heard Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan are working on a new film made specifically for the blind. by rweb82
Can't see it happening.
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Reply to comment by YZXFILE in The next election may require by YZXFILE
Yeah can you imagine. 331+ million US citizens of which 258 are adults and over 60% of eligible voters voted. So guessing about half of adults (not all adults are eligible voters) that would be 130 million votes, With BOT voting the number would be 130 triliion! It would take a decade to count them not counting late BOT votes from Russia.
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Reply to I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
Curious. It also brings the up votes to the same number.