Bring it on! I ain't afeard uh no 'naders!

It's like this pretty much everywhere. I got tired of rolling the dice so I dropped $30 on a cheap portable air compressor. Just make sure to keep it charged!

#Others aren't so sure

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The National HQ for Assemblies of God is right by Drury. It wouldn't just be James River, the entire town would be a stronghold.

James River is a symptom of a larger infection by the way of Springfield being the location of the HQ of the Assemblies of God church. Just NW of Drury University campus is their compound.

I wish Cashew Craze was still a thing

Oh yeah, for sure. My cat is obsessed with flower. I woke up one day and saw a bunch of torn up paper on the ground -- he had eaten a roach. He was extremely cuddly, purr-y, and a little wobbly and glazed over for a few hours but then he was fine. I thought it was a one off, but then I woke up again another day to a stoned kittty and it turns out he was eating from the ash tray.

Ever since I've been more vigilant with keeping it out of reach. But it doesn't stop him from blasting into the room when I bust open a new batch. 😂

That's one way to create a "Beef-A-Roo" a few hours later.

"Beef-A-Roo" just means a lot of farts, right? Kind of like "Beefapalooza."

Leave it to a Springfield parent to attempt to contest a very well advertised and strict no talking or phone policy at a national movie theater chain.

I admire his optimism

"Good enough!" is the Springfield city motto

Midnight Rodeo

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Better than Daniel's Hashbrown I guess

Nobody who needs to read this is on Reddit.

"It is a gift!"

Press X repeatedly to barf

Classic Missouri

#THE DANG BALDKNOBBERS ARE AT IT AGEEYUN!

Second this. Crystal Bridges is a great museum and the town is neat, too, even if it's the Wal Mart capitol of the world. Lol

Oh damn. I even went there for a party once. How the times change.