Are you his mom or something?

But you know not everyone is involved in the political lifestyle. Tons of people don't care about politics, but it doesn't mean we can't make fun of the public figures. I'm sorry you're easily tilted by this joke, I wish I could help you.

It's a common joke, dude. Get a grip. I know it's a conspiracy as well, but it's definitely leaked over into joke territory at this point.