If I wake up at a buddy's place after a night out, and they tell me there is cold pizza in the kitchen. Then I get in there and there is a uncooked pizza on the counter, I'd be like, "da fuck?”

That's not what cold pizza means. You guys are getting weirdly pendant.

Those are a joke. Globs of nonsense. I never had a no-bake "cookie" and have been glad I ate it.

You can't have cold pizza with out having a cooked pizza first. So it takes longer to make cold pizza.