I've had a lot of success calling up Comcast and telling them to end my service because I'm going to switch to Verizon to save money. Suddenly the Comcast people come up with another "special promotional offer," and I say "well... okaaaayyyy."

What even kind of data is this supposed to represent?

The real map is just pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni. It's the most common topping and the most common favorite. In every state