ted levine/captain stottlemeyer in monk. it's hard to pick a favorite moment but the jackhammer scene when they're in new york fucking kills me every time.

fuck this guy. he's a fucking idiot and has no business being anywhere near hollywood. sincerely, someone who has had a bunch of friends laid off because he's a fucking idiot.

he's been a scumbag all along. it's unfortunate to say, but 9/11 was the best thing that ever happened to his reputation. too bad he couldn't just fuck off and retire after that.