luntik86

luntik86 t1_j9dwtfy wrote

Old Soviet joke:

  • Man waits in line at butcher for weekly allotment of food
  • After many hours he reaches the front and asks for beef.
  • Comrade we’ve no beef left.
  • He then asks for chicken
  • Comrade we’ve no chicken.
  • He then asks for pork.
  • Comrade we’ve no pork.
  • Exasperated he says: Well if you’ve no beef, pork, or chicken, surely you’ve no fish!
  • Comrade this is a butcher shop. The fish market is across the street. That is where they have no fish.
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