Let's get this out onto a tray...

If we had to fight with drill-drivers and were evenly matched in every other way, you'd be sorry if you had Phillips and I had a flat-head.
This flat-head is gonna mess you up!

I wanted some black licorice for the first time in years, and because of the outrageous smear campaign against it, you can hardly even fucking buy it anywhere. I had to go into a hippy dippy store with like loose bulk lentils and organic everything and settle for the weird ass brand they kept between the carob bars and the oat milk soap. I just wanted some Good&Plenty, but they don't have it at the Walmart, the Target, the Kroger, or the Price Cutter. I'm not going to the movies for Good&Plenty. Why can't y'all fucking relax and enjoy whatever candy you like instead of insulting black licorice and black licorice enjoyers.

Tarkov here we come