That is the same exact image hahaha

Joke is based off 'Stephen with a ph' and a barista putting it in the beginning of name instead of the middle, if that helps you remember. :p

I've seen this posted approx 576 times in a bad taxidermy group I'm in, and approx 576 times 'phteven' is the top comment.

Thanks for putting it into a picture properly!

I would really hesitate to call cat scratches puncture wounds. It can happen, I suppose, but in the vast majority of scratches the cat slices not punctures, and slices have a much bigger surface area that bleed much more readily and are rarely deep.

Cat scratch fever is a catch-all name used for feline bartonellosis and is caught by scratches as well, but you're more likely to get it from a bite. It's also a rare and usually mild issue with 500 hospitalizations a year in the US and around 12k registered cases.

Cat scratches are harmless beyond bleeding and maybe a scar in the vast majority of cases, cat bites are not.

You can, theoretically, but it's not terribly likely. Cats don't stick their claws deep into your skin, they scratch the surface. It's not scratch wounds that tend to abscess and get infected, in- or outdoor.

I've been scratched really badly growing up as an idiot kid with outdoor cats and never had so much as a bit of pus in any scratch wound of any severity, bites that puncture the skin get at least a little bit infected like 90% of the time though.

Cat bites can actually be really dangerous though. You're not getting tiny germ riddled puncture wounds when a cat claws you. Scratches suck but aren't usually dangerous.

I feel so sorry for him all alone :(

They were probably neutered or had their teefies cleaned

Why wouldn't phone cameras be able to do long exposures? Some phones legit have astrophotography modes.

It's easy to see

I fit perfectly

https://imgur.com/GeECk8h

Oh someone really needs to put him in the scene with the Rebels robot who's name eludes me but he has a scene floating through space and singing

*that someone is me