m0j0wire t1_jegovmj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:53 PM

Reply to My cat wondering what just happened, when my ceiling fell down on us! by txdomdad

"You did this and I catch hell for clearing a shelf or two???"

m0j0wire t1_jegn0os wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:40 PM

Reply to comment by nmturtle99 in What sensation do you really enjoy the feel of? by nmturtle99

Half of the people on Reddit are now gently fingering their lower abdomen. The other half are watching.

m0j0wire t1_jedpr1a wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:28 AM

Reply to comment by shadowvirl in Told her to stop chewing my laundry basket and she gave me this look by shadowvirl

So she's started plotting already and is just scouting for the right places. How do you feel about chainmail? For you not her, that would be silly.

m0j0wire t1_jedogsa wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:10 AM

Reply to Told her to stop chewing my laundry basket and she gave me this look by shadowvirl

I hope you're a light sleeper.

m0j0wire t1_je73u99 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 9:53 PM

Reply to There’s no way to truly hear a random song. by Glittering-Animator2

You have never heard the soundtrack playing inside my head. 60 years of music playing randomly during every waking moment whether I want it or not. It's like a fuckin gumball machine. Yesterday a freakin Donny Osmond song popped up and made me want to die.

m0j0wire t1_j2ctd28 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 7:53 AM

Reply to comment by Fr00shy in words to live by by doggosfordaze

Couldn't I just be cuphole curious?

m0j0wire t1_j2bmtuj wrote on December 31, 2022 at 1:28 AM

Reply to words to live by by doggosfordaze

I have never before fingered a cuphole but now I really really want to