Hey our house is on fire but calling the fire department will take some time so why don't we dig a well and then fill a swimming pool full of water so we can throw bucket-fulls at the burning house instead...

I swallowed shampoo Probably gonna die

Yea but they'll want an arm and a leg for it. (The bot wants more words from me so I will now explain that this is a joke relating to prices for medical treatment being extremely high and the companies that make these treatments know that you're going to die if you don't take it so they'll charge you out the anus to fix a tumor on the other end.)