maearnheart
maearnheart t1_j50xnay wrote
Reply to Why are they only producing luxury eggs?? by jakejanobs
Avian bird flu. Now, all we have are artisanal eggs!
maearnheart t1_j4oyidx wrote
Reply to At filming a "YouTube Prank" by yajanikos
This guy needs a rocket-powered punch to the head. This isn’t a prank. There is literally zero humor or entertainment value in this at all.
maearnheart t1_j4gcpb4 wrote
Reply to Best apartment hunting method? by purpleonionz
Sit quietly, try not to make any sudden moves, or you’ll scare them away.
maearnheart t1_j4gby5y wrote
Reply to comment by jma7400 in Is a New York System Weiner worth 36 minutes of your life? by WeShineUnderOneSun
maearnheart t1_j4g5anj wrote
I thought this was about the amount of time spent in the bathroom after eating three all the way, fries with salt, malt vinegar, ketchup, and a coffee milk.
maearnheart t1_j1mgkwa wrote
Filet Mignonion Rings.
maearnheart t1_j51dod0 wrote
Reply to comment by Proof-Variation7005 in Why are they only producing luxury eggs?? by jakejanobs
That was a $45 spit-take.