maloneth t1_jca1am6 wrote on March 15, 2023 at 11:04 AM

Reply to comment by G-H-O-S-T in [Image] The Power of Determination by granilhiom

Ask any police officer if they’d be comfortable letting you see their work WhatsApp group talk about.

Seriously, any officer.

Any single one.

maloneth t1_j6mqkoe wrote on January 31, 2023 at 12:57 PM

Reply to comment by RiC_David in Adoption is the 'skip intro' button for parenting. by thedbm

More like…

You know when you buy a game, and sometimes it forces you to make an account on the developers site? So you go all the way to the computer, start the surprisingly lengthy process, only to realize that you already have an account on the site… but fuck, what was the password? Which email address did I use? And what was the password for THAT email account? God damn I’m not even at the menu yet!

It’s like that. But instead of asking “what username do you want?” They ask “How’s your sex life? Does your dick work? Any trauma?”

And THEN the developers awkwardly call your ex who you haven’t talked to in 10 years, just to check if you’re domestically abusive.

And by the end you go “Fuck… Midnight Suns better be worth it.”