marycartlizer
marycartlizer t1_jabgi2s wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
She never been swimming because it's never been half an hour since she last ate.
marycartlizer t1_j6pj1nr wrote
Potato Head Blues by Louis Armstrong and his Hot Seven.
marycartlizer t1_j169z15 wrote
Reply to TIL: The vasectomy procedure was pioneered by the Greek physician, Euclipides. by SpiceCake68
That procedure was much easier than the one developed by Euripides.
marycartlizer t1_iugtlju wrote
Reply to A guy pounds 5 shots at the bar and turns around yelling, "ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS!" to the crowd... by IKnowWhoYouAreGuy
I know this joke under the pseudonym "all lawyers are assholes"
marycartlizer t1_iugt9ux wrote
Reply to comment by marycartlizer in Yo mama is so fat … by Crypto-Spazz
Which is a sad thing to have to say.
marycartlizer t1_iugt8s6 wrote
Reply to comment by CalcicYoung12 in Yo mama is so fat … by Crypto-Spazz
That's not that old, necessarily.
marycartlizer t1_iuf2t9o wrote
Reply to Best album pre 20th century? by [deleted]
The remastered version of "Ludwig!", from 1847.
marycartlizer t1_jecr7r0 wrote
Reply to Yo Mama so old... by playingwithechoes
My mom isn't that old, but she did teach Jesus in Sunday school.