Every goddamn time I get off the train to go to my office at York St I am shoulder checking dumb motherfuckers.

GET OUT OF MY WAY.

I had a conflict while I was serving grand jury duty in Brooklyn and when I asked about getting excused for a day they said “there is no scheduled time off in grand jury duty but it sure would be a shame if you had to call in sick that day”. They were surprisingly flexible for us because they said so many people just ignore summonses and don’t show up at all that they appreciate the people who do because they know it’s a huge inconvenience.