Lol

I hate this meme format so much

I’m 99% sure most the news about it is just skewed for propaganda purposes. They want to demoralize Russia by making them a laughing stock, so they print fabrications in order to do so. Pretty common war tactic. We don’t actually know how it’s going over there aside from what our extremely politicized sources tell us

Yes that’s how this works. I have the authority to say this because I too have a degree

Glorified mechanics

What is a small dick though? Am I right? Who can tell what’s small and what’s big, isn’t it up to like a bell curve? A swing scale? Small is subjective

My son likes bluey a lot

No idea who that is

Isn’t that tradition though? I’m not trying to be a smart ass but that seems to be the way the world works. The more talented we are the younger we die.

I’m not suicidal but I recognize that my life is limited and tbh a part of me thinks that if I die young, I might have a better chance of becoming a legend. I know that’s sick and twisted but it seems to be true

I like to think that’s the duality of man. We’re well aware of the self destruction cycle we are on. But choose to turn a blind eye because it doesn’t benefit us to be aware

Well I don’t consider it a full bottle cuz there are half gallons that are bigger. But yeah a normal size bottle I refer to as a 5th. Tbh I’m curious now why it’s called that lol. It’s just what I’ve always heard and said

Oh. Idk bro. It’s a 750ml bottle. Where I’m from we call it a fifth. Not sure why, but that’s just what we call it lol

Oh I knew. I’d done a bunch of heroin and other opiates, even had fent patches before the whole fent craze started. But this was the first time I’d had pure fent and smoked it. Naturally I’m a dumb fuck who doesn’t believe all the stories and does stupid shit like overdosing twice in a week. But in my defense I’d done a lot of opiates never once had a near death experience cuz I was “safe” so I thought

Same to you my friend. I’m 28. I still hope I haven’t done serious damage but who can tell. Sorry for your loss

Congrats man. My birthday is in January. I’ll stop eventually. I’m sure something drastic will happen that will force me, or I’ll die young like I always envisioned. Who can tell? Lmao

I have slowly tapered down. From liquor to light beer, but then I get to like 3 beers a day and I get super scared to go the rest of the way to 0 and then I get depressed and go back to liquor. Viscous cycle

Yeah ik. And I don’t have insurance otherwise I would. I’m hoping next year I can get insurance and then go to detox

If I could stop for 45 days I would. And I’d never do it again. But I have a physical dependence tbh

Starting? No sir I’ve had a problem for a long time now lol. Fr though, I’d like to stop but it genuinely frightens me.

I’ve overdosed on fentanyl before, 2 times in one week. It was such a surreal experience, very frightening, it changed my life tbh. But it only took one hit that was slightly too big for me to lose consciousness

That makes sense. Cuz I sometimes have trouble walking when I wake up lol