messmaker523

messmaker523 t1_jefwome wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:43 PM

Reply to Absolutely essential that I find the best pasta in DC by 23saround

I heard of you eat carbs you instantly die

messmaker523 t1_jeaslwd wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:40 PM

Reply to Does anyone know of friendly birding groups in Washington D.C.? by adorkablepenguin

Last I checked all the birding groups look for angy birds. Sorry had to do it

messmaker523 t1_jdv42xf wrote on March 27, 2023 at 12:49 PM

Reply to What’s the hype about these blossoms? by FutureHendrixBetter

Humans like to get excited over random shit. (Shoes with a swoosh thing, backpacks that say "supreme", a new video game, etc)

messmaker523 t1_jdo26a6 wrote on March 25, 2023 at 9:15 PM

Reply to comment by tshontikidis in I know it shouldn't be, but it's always weird seeing DC on a random, unrelated sub. by snow-days

I don't mind a few downvotes

messmaker523 t1_jdmohae wrote on March 25, 2023 at 3:19 PM

Reply to comment by tshontikidis in I know it shouldn't be, but it's always weird seeing DC on a random, unrelated sub. by snow-days

It was a 2nd amendment joke that went over a few heads😂😂

messmaker523 t1_jdkjfzp wrote on March 25, 2023 at 1:34 AM

Reply to comment by floppydisk1995 in I know it shouldn't be, but it's always weird seeing DC on a random, unrelated sub. by snow-days

Cars aren't the problem. The drivers are😂😂

messmaker523 t1_jdhked0 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 1:25 PM

Reply to Where to buy ingredients for hot pot? by kufambrian

You can get to Wheaton and back to the DC line before you turn into a pumpkin. It's doable if you move quick enough

messmaker523 t1_jdft0lc wrote on March 24, 2023 at 1:59 AM

Reply to Cat spotted - 7th St SW on East Side of the Road by Little_Hamlet

Tons of cat owners let their cats out to explore. They go home when they feel like it

messmaker523 t1_jdfm748 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 1:08 AM

Reply to comment by NorseTikiBar in Serious question: Can I commute to work with ATV? If not, why? by randyrandp

Yea. OP may have an ATV parked in Mom's garage in the Houston burbs but doesn't have access to one here while interning at a Pro life NGO.

messmaker523 t1_jdf3hzc wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:56 PM

Reply to Serious question: Can I commute to work with ATV? If not, why? by randyrandp

The guys that ride ATVs in the city knowingly take a risk of getting caught. Are you willing to take the risk? Same goes for fare dodging on Metro.

messmaker523 t1_jczveui wrote on March 20, 2023 at 8:34 PM

Reply to comment by Formergr in To Restaurants: Sakura blossoms don't taste like cherries by glopmod

I forgot about those things. They don't taste like nut either

messmaker523 t1_jczusnv wrote on March 20, 2023 at 8:30 PM

Reply to comment by Tahh in To Restaurants: Sakura blossoms don't taste like cherries by glopmod

Is that why dogs always lick their butts and smell other dog butts?

messmaker523 t1_jczu57u wrote on March 20, 2023 at 8:26 PM

Reply to comment by brokenfuton in To Restaurants: Sakura blossoms don't taste like cherries by glopmod

Concord grapes taste like Barney turds, not Skittles.. sorry

messmaker523 t1_jcyo5vs wrote on March 20, 2023 at 3:56 PM

Reply to comment by glopmod in To Restaurants: Sakura blossoms don't taste like cherries by glopmod

What if I wanted just the bark from a dogwood.😁😁

messmaker523 t1_jcynt4b wrote on March 20, 2023 at 3:54 PM

Reply to comment by Surefinewhatever1111 in To Restaurants: Sakura blossoms don't taste like cherries by glopmod

Grape is the soft tissue around a dog butt

messmaker523 t1_jcylvh2 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 3:41 PM

Reply to To Restaurants: Sakura blossoms don't taste like cherries by glopmod

Grape Skittles don't taste like grapes either

messmaker523 t1_jcw9stg wrote on March 20, 2023 at 1:16 AM

Reply to comment by Superb_Distance_9190 in There was a shooting outside of Nats Youth Baseball Academy yesterday right before a HS game. by Funnyface92

Strong work team.

messmaker523 t1_jcw60u0 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 12:47 AM

Reply to comment by erichinnw in There was a shooting outside of Nats Youth Baseball Academy yesterday right before a HS game. by Funnyface92

Yesterday

messmaker523 t1_jcvs3aw wrote on March 19, 2023 at 11:02 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in There was a shooting outside of Nats Youth Baseball Academy yesterday right before a HS game. by Funnyface92

At the Nats Youth Baseball Academy

messmaker523 t1_jcv7kq2 wrote on March 19, 2023 at 8:30 PM

Reply to There was a shooting outside of Nats Youth Baseball Academy yesterday right before a HS game. by Funnyface92

Apparently there was a shooting

messmaker523 t1_jcosfqs wrote on March 18, 2023 at 12:20 PM

Reply to METRO should make an exception and run on regular weekday hours during marathons. by Knock_turnal

They do sometimes. Just not this marathon.

messmaker523 t1_jaeyk2h wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:13 PM

Reply to comment by noideawhatisup in Marjorie Taylor Greene "attacked" by woman while at restaurant by 10tonheadofwetsand

DNA tests came back. She is 28.177% camel 🐪

messmaker523 t1_jadjtop wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:44 PM

Reply to Burned up car near Chinatown by 10ngfingers

Looks 100% intentional.

messmaker523 t1_jadj6po wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:40 PM

Reply to Marjorie Taylor Greene "attacked" by woman while at restaurant by 10tonheadofwetsand

Was MTG wearing open toe shoes?

messmaker523 t1_jaczxgh wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:36 PM

Reply to Hockey in and around DC? by pokeredface164

I wonder if the Chesapeake league is still around. I played in it in the 90's. It was the only full contact men's league in the area. Most players were very talented and came from juniors or college teams. We played late nights at Ft. Dupont.